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portend \por-TEND\

verb
1 : to give an omen or anticipatory sign of 2 : indicate, signify

The silence portends the empty weeks I will fail to find anyone that twiddles my fancy.
I'll survive, or not, but either way. I need you to hold my paw.

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intemperate \in-TEM-puh-rut\

adjective1 : not moderate or mild : severe 2 : lacking or showing lack of restraint 3 : given to excessive use of alcoholic beverages

I'm such an intemperate whore.

master of none

factotum \fak-TOH-tuhm\

noun
1 : a person having many diverse activities or responsibilities 2 : a general servant

Yes, I am the factotum.