16.3.12

stop talking

secrete \sih-KREET\

verb
1 : to deposit or conceal in a hiding place 2 : to appropriate secretly : abstract

fallacious \fuh-LAY-shus\

adjective
1 : embodying a fallacy 2 : tending to deceive or mislead : delusive

When your mouth opens to secrete fallacious arguments, please realize I don't care and no, you can't get into van Gogh early. Even if you do pronounce it "van Goccchhhhh."

Especially if you pronounce it "van Goccchhhhh."

15.3.12

grand un-opening

instauration \in-staw-RAY-shun\

noun
1 : restoration after decay, lapse, or dilapidation 2 : an act of instituting or establishing something


In purchasing a foreclosure, I was prepared for a serious instauration. Two and a half years later, I'm still waiting for it to be complete.

13.3.12

nothing left to give

nugatory \NOO-guh-tor-ee\

adjective
1 : of little or no consequence : trifling, inconsequential 2 : having no force : inoperative

What's left of my brain after 16 hours in the ticket center is nugatory.