16.1.12

sequins and shit

ostensible \ah-STEN-suh-bul\

adjective
1 : intended for display : open to view 2 : being such in appearance : plausible rather than demonstrably true or real

The ostensible purpose for the ostrich's plumage is to attract a flashy mate, but he was actually an asexual Elvis impersonating bird that found a Bedazzler for cheap on Craigslist.

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