faux paws

catercorner \KAT-ee-kor-ner\

adverb or adjective: in a diagonal or oblique position : kitty-corner

I am now horrified that I've been spelling this incorrectly for years. I've been putting pussies in catercorner nooks and didn't even have the decency to know I was pawing a solecism.

tumble with me

ludic \LOO-dik\

adjective: of, relating to, or characterized by play : playful

Blonde hair makes me quite the ludic little frolicker.

kiss my arse

adulation \aj-uh-LAY-shun\

noun: excessive or slavish admiration or flattery

Adulatory worship isn't my box of socks, so I choose to keep my witty criticisms to a select audience.